Hello everybody. Today I want to show you the face of pure evil. Do not be fooled by the innocent looking expression or by the soft and gentle looking furry face. Cute? Yes! Trustworthy? Harumph! I tell you without reservation-it is the face of pure evil. It's name is Eddie and it is hiding now because I am going to sell greeting cards and seeds from the back of a comic book and when I have sold 150 units I am going to get a bow and arrow and I am going to find the nasty gray bum that walked up to my avocado tree and bit it repeatedly until it was chewed up dead. I worked so hard and the face of pure evil killed it and now I have to bury it and I have been crying for 3 days and...Hey...Get in touch if you need any greeting cards or seeds. I have many different kinds. Dona-Don't you need some for your lovely garden? Solia...You could be a scientist and you could plant pods that produce free energy for the masses. Becca...you could get in touch and I'd give you a free greeting card if you send me the money. Lisa...I'm sure I have something that would grow in Oregon. Katy-You could send a card to Yvette. Please buy lots...everybody...I really want to take care of the face of evil ASAP. What if Eddie chews on Nick...what then? I have a duty to the world and I won't shirk it. I will be successful and the face of evil will understand that I am not AM NOT some one to get on the bad side of. I really miss my tree....I will post memory pictures of it in a day or so.
Well...goodby everybody Love *<[:(I)
